And Maybe The Nails

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years
and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and
selling it. At last his conscience began to bother
him and he went to confession to repent.
"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession,
and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard
all those years," he told the priest.

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you
make a Novena?"

O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the
plans, I've got the lumber."